Eat it or Starve Kitchen Sign with laser detail and hand painted charm // gifts for mom // gifts for dad // kitchen sign


For every parent that is sick and tired of hearing, "What's for Dinner??" or "I don't like this food"

The sign is hand painted on a red wood fence board. I use reclaimed or found boards when available. It measures 7.25" wide and 15" tall. I added eyelet screws and hemp twine to hang it.

I can make custom signs as well, just let me know what you have in mind.

Shipping from United States

Most orders usually ship within 3 days. Custom orders may take longer.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

Refunds can be made for items that are shipped back to me undamaged within 30 days. I do not refund the additional shipping cost, only the original payment.

Custom orders usually cannot be returned.

If there are any damaged or missing items, please contact me.

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